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> Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
> 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
>
> One should love animals. They are so tasty.
> 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。
>
> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
> 要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。
>
> Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
> 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.。
>
> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
> unsuccessful man, there are two.
> 每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
>
> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
> 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
>
> The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
> 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.。
>
> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
> 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯繫)。
>
> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
> 不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好。
>
> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
> 愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
>
> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
> children.
> 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
>
> "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
> "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
>
> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
> 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
>
> "Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk?
> 努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明。
>
> "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作。
>
> God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
> 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
>
> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
> restricting the view.
> 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
>
> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more
you
> forget.
> The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
> 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,
為什麼學來著 。
幾搞野喎．．唔錯
前面果d唔好笑,後面果d好搞野下
好有幽默感~
好鐘意d句子
> Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
> 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
> 要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。
> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
> The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
> 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,
為什麼學來著 。
E幾句好鬼好笑
其他都好搞野 哈~~
唔介意我精左佢呀嘛@.@
幽默之餘仲有教育意義(英文)
而且....實在太精彩....睇第一句已足以令我發笑......
當然我絕不鼓勵用最後一句來推銷功課= . =
好好笑
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
> restricting the view.
> 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
點解好似有d翻譯錯左既@@
最後果個將會成為我既口頭禪^^~
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more
you
> forget.
> The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
> 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,
為什麼學來著 。
超正呀lee句~
用黎串人
XD
> The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
> 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.。
>
> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
> 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯繫)。
>
> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
> 不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好。
好正牙∼＊