囧大俠 發表於 29-3-2013 23:42:39

囧囧語錄

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隔1 2日更新一篇！


Story1

：老婆，今晚食咩好啊？
：你話事啦~
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：食披薩好唔好啊？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：唔好啦，都唔飽。。。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：咁m記呢？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：肥死我咩！
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：一喺食日本菜啦。。。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：今日唔想食。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：咁你想食咩啊？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：你話事啦！

Story2

：大屍，我想問下咩喺網戀。
：所謂的網戀，姐喺昔日的網戀，已被格式化。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：現在的網戀，姐喺該頁無法顯示或特點描述：暫未添加不可用。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：將來的網戀，姐喺內存嚴重不足，請關閉部分程序後重試。
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000028f775086581c14b9.jpg：。。。。。。

Story3

http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：徒弟仔，我呢套太極劍法你記住左幾多啊？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000028f775086581c14b9.jpg：一大半啦！
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：唔錯唔錯！咁而家呢？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000028f775086581c14b9.jpg：而家？...已經唔記得一大半啦...
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：難為你了....咁而家呢？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000028f775086581c14b9.jpg：死火，唔記得曬添pk...點算
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/13033000017b3f1eceb82b8abf.jpg：好好，非常好，頭先教錯左你，而家重新教過。
Story4

http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：老婆你冇事啊嘛？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：做咩？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：我收到個信息話你比人綁架，要我3日內帶20萬金去贖你啊
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358a25b99d7de65c446.jpg：哎呀老公啊，呢D野唔好亂信啦，昆你架，幾時的事來的？
http://www.nakuz.com/data/attachment/forum/day_130330/1303292358d56d9bbdca95af36.jpg：上個月。

643750774 發表於 29-3-2013 23:48:17

睇過

心隨風去 發表於 30-3-2013 01:03:57

你老婆個頭像口味重到喊

vIrGo千 發表於 30-3-2013 02:06:09

你話事啦
食自己

呀楊 發表於 30-3-2013 15:58:31

咁多挑剔...
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